Adieu, adieu, to yeu and yeu and yeu
Oh Doctor Waffle, we hardly knew ye (not at all true and knowing you is delightful). I loved this roundup and am also proud as fuck of you.
You are so funny, I love your “voice” (which feels like I’m complimenting your writing but maybe I’m actually just complimenting your personality?) So nice to meet you through your writing this year!
Omg thank you. So gorgeously high-lariously concluded. Read the close reading to K and sister L and we all just screamed. Also the coffee vampire piss description — I have NEEDED that. Perfection. Chef’s kiss. Thank for all the many sentences, funny, rich, painful, always searingly fucking smart. Love you HUGELY.
Thank you for the genuine LOLs, both today (Bon Jovi annotation!) and every other time. Thank you for the company re: panic attacks. I completely forgot suggesting those cringey topics for you to write about, and applaud you for refusing to write about them. Especially for free. I look forward to more, Dr. Waffle!
What a feat! And what an enjoyable one for us readers, who got to lurk and look vicariously through your eyes every week or two. Thank you, and congratulations, and I look forward to whatever you write next.